Nutella-flavoured crapitude

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When I’m quiet on the blog, you can rest assured that i am either:

a) doing something studious and book-related

or

b) lying in a pool of self-piteous, self-hating, my-god-i-am-so-fat Nutella-flavoured, whats-the-point-anyway pile of over-thinking convinced everyone hates me, hyper-yet-exhausted unfocussed crazy-brained premenstrous crapitude.

I’ll give you one guess which is the correct answer this week.

Yours, from the trenches,

Private Conway

May 11, 2011 in Random | Permalink Comments (26)

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  1. Posted by: tams Mehnane | May 11, 2011 at 7:59 pm

    bahahahahahah, so been there many a times gal, bless – have one of my lush banana’s fr Martinique instead, mmmmmm xxx

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  2. Posted by: victoria | May 11, 2011 at 8:00 pm

    I’m right there with you, Susannah. All the best in digging out soon. xx

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  3. I am SO in the trenches right there with you, except mine is dark chocolate covered crapitutde!

    xo
    Karen

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  4. I’ll bring spoons for everyone to dig in at that dessert buffet. Yum!!
    You’re not in it alone :)

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  5. shoulder to shoulder sister, shoulder to shoulder. xo

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  6. Nutella makes me weak in the knees. I cannot even buy it. I eat it all in a day. Then I feel immediate self-loathing.

    Who invented this stuff. They either need a big kiss on the lips or a punch in them. Not sure.

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    Posted by: susannah | May 11th, 2011 at 8:40 pm

    LOL! i know exactly what you mean — i think the secret ingredient is crack ;-)

    Posted by: Betsy | May 12th, 2011 at 5:15 am

    I have signed up for your May class, and every post I read I get more excited. I can’t wait to learn how you get through with such grace, beauty and humor.
    May I one day be as lovely and ‘ok’ with it all.
    Thanks for the post!

  7. Posted by: jane (faerian) | May 11, 2011 at 8:50 pm

    PRIVATE PARTS here from the Anticrap army, reporting for duty Ma’am.
    I am here to deliver the official communique from HQ – “YOU ARE MAGNIFICENT STOP YOUR PRESENCE MAKES THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE STOP YOU ARE LOVED STOP”
    Salutes
    that it all Ma’am
    (Private Parts falls out)

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    Posted by: susannah | May 11th, 2011 at 8:53 pm

    that made me giggle…. and get a bit misty eyed too :) xxx

  8. Oh dear! With me, it’s coconut flavoured – hope it’s almost over!

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  9. Thanks for the laugh and big smile–what a lovely way of describing that place I so often find myself! And apparently, you are far from alone! Mmm…this tastes good….

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  10. Sending you hugs and lots of chocolate wishes this week.

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  11. love to you ~ hoping it passes soon.
    but enjoy every bite of that nutella. xo

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  12. Dear Tomorrow,

    Please give my homegirl Sus a break. Ease back on the crapolla and send her some sunshine and something that makes her laugh til her sides hurt. She’s awesomeness in human form, treat her good!

    Thanks,

    Marianne

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  13. This, too shall pass. Sometimes I think Nutella is just a little evil ….

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  14. rice crispy squares made with nutella –
    feel better soon!

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  15. And lots of gentle hugs for yourself! Here’s a big soft virtual one :(S): !

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  16. Posted by: Helen Watson-Jones | May 12, 2011 at 10:10 am

    me too! its the curse of being a ‘creative type’ i think.no nutella in this studio tho, dieting! makes the whole ‘woe is me’ even worse, next week will be sparkly for us all im sure :)

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  17. Sending you lots of love, sweetie! xoxo

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  18. You had company in the trenches this week my dear. At least you can eat Nutella, I’ve had only brown bread and potatoes today.

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  19. YOU are an amazing woman. You inspire so many. Your talent is such a gift. You brighten my life and the lives of many many many people. I’m so grateful that you have put your words, your heart and your soul out here for me to read and learn from and connect with. It enriches my life on many levels. Thank you for being REAL. even when you think you suck. You don’t suck missy. Quite the opposite.
    Much love to you
    xoxoxooxoxox

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  20. Posted by: Bridget | May 13, 2011 at 3:12 am

    You are super fantastic. Thank you for all you do – even sharing moments like this helps me, and I’m sure others, to know that we all have these kind of days from time to time. And they do pass! Sending you lots of magical energy!

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  21. Posted by: Helen | May 13, 2011 at 10:20 am

    Thank you, at least I know I am not the only one – here’s to looking skyward from a distictingly muddy place

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  22. Posted by: Coastal Jan | May 14, 2011 at 6:00 am

    Oh girl…give yourself a break and show yourself some little kindnesses. Enjoy an indulgence once in a while without beating yourself up. Tomorrow’s another day. If you feel better, you’ll do better.

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  23. lmao…..seriously….live there…er, I mean been there. It’s good to know I am in such fabulous company.

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